Latest Liberal Guilt Trip: Humans Are Using Too Much Solar Energy

After guilty liberals have bombarded us over the past decade with nonsense that we all must start using more renewable energy, liberals in Australia are now demonstrating that liberalism is a mental disorder. Add to your list of liberal guilt trips: Humans are now using too much solar energy.

Yes, according to the Sydney Morning Herald in Australia, “Humans are just one of the millions of species on Earth, but we use up almost a quarter of the sun’s energy captured by plants – the most of any species.” Moreover, researcher’s data supposedly showed that humans used 24 per cent of the energy that was captured by plants. More than half of this was due to the harvesting of crops or other plants. Let us all now go to confession and beg for forgiveness.

What is most disconcerting about these obnoxious news stories is that their only purpose is to make people feel guilty. In fact, every liberal guilt trip panic is bound to be disproved if you wait long enough. Laughably, it has gotten to the point where these stories are proving themselves wrong in less time than they ever did in the past.

In the past, it used to take decades before people realized that the lunatic left alarmists were all charlatans. From the overpopulation boom that never came, to global cooling, to DDT causing mass biocide, to SARS, to the recent manmade Global warming, and more, all this nonsense has been proven to be nothing to worry about if you wait long enough.

Notably, “[Researchers] warned that the increased use of biofuels – such as ethanol and canola – should be viewed cautiously, given the potential for further pressure on ecosystems.” Did you catch that!!?? I just read two days ago that we need to increase the use of biofuels.

Right now I guarantee some hippy liberal is protesting on a street corner that we should be using ethanol and biofuel to protect the environment. Clearly, none of these people have any idea what they are talking about. Now that we know the "truth" from the article above, someone better go tell that hippy on the corner that he is destroying the environment.

I imagine liberals’ next solution will be to have everyone commit suicide in order to save the Planet. Wait, they beat me to it.